VINCE D'ANGELO is a low life, Congressman from New Jersey who'll stop at nothing to get elected to the U.S. Senate. With his sleazy, below-the-belt campaign tactics, he's hell-bent on destroying his opponents reputations and getting himself and his wife to the top of the heap in Washington D.C. In ""SCHOOL, GIRLS, & YOU,"" it's the 1950's -- and strait-laced Everdale University is about to go ""coed"". In order to prepare it's student body for the onslaught of ""females"" on campus, they present this hard-hitting educational film. Wally Bile is the ""wrong-way"" role model with Science Professor, Dr. Bloom. Dr. Bloom explains the vital ""do's and don'ts"" on dating women, and the all-important ""warning signs"" and ""danger signals"" to look out for when close-encountering the opposite sex.